The "Nada" Farm Chronicles

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Ohio Winter, I am enjoying the part of it I can, how about you?

Daily gallons of water, for the silly goat!

I'm as shocked as you are!

But, then again, maybe you aren't shocked, maybe you know how to keep the stupid water from freezing so the moron goat can drink it before he decides to knock the bucket over again. But first, let me explain the entire situation. I have mounted a 5 gallon plastic bucket on a shelf out side the goat's pen and plumbed it through the wall, where there is a small metal trough he can drink out of anytime he wants. And the 5 gallon bucket lasts about 5 or six days normally. But now it is frozen. And he is not able to just slosh his mush around in the water whenever he wants. So he has been unhappy. I went back to a 5 gallon bucket of water in his pen with him that I would fill daily, but he knocks it over romping around and it freezes part way through the day anyway. I have even tried a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom filled with water for weight, and slipped a 3 gallon bucket above it, so there is no direct ground contact, hoping it will keep it from freezing so fast. I am afraid I'm going to have to resort to electricity though, I know a heat tape would fix most of the problem if the moron goat would not chew through the tape and get electrocuted. But we know how it usually works when there is a specific thing you hope your goat (or kid) won't do, huh? They do it. So we may have hot goat for Christmas. But I can at least support the goat's water needs now that the spring house has been rewired and re plumbed and everything is located and marked, as far as I know, in reference to the water supply systems for the little house. Now the next logical step would be to put in a large cistern at the spring house, in fact I have no idea why the originators of the system didn't put in a big tank at the beginning. They seemed only to be able to think in terms of a 30 inch culvert. Weird limitation. The abandoned spring house uphill from Rusty Ravine has the same thing. But a larger tank would provide a buffer for those periods that there are small amounts of water available, and help with the "heavy rain" times as well. Just inconceivable, oh well.

So in an effort to make the goat's water bucket functional I bought a heat tape and then went down the street and bought a heated bucket. Yep, a bucket with a heater right in the bottom of it, the cord even has a metal wrap on it so the animals can't immediately chew through it and get smoked. Pretty smart huh? Finally going to do it the easy way, use an off the shelf item...... Yeah, right! First issue: it takes electricity, you know that box on the wall, with the dual outlet, that has the magic of power in it. There are no such items in the area of the goat. Of course if there had been we probably would have had no goat by now. So now that I know just how devious, and sneaky, and ingenious a goat can be, I can mount it where he can't get at it! So I put it ( the new power outlet box) up on a post over 6 feet above the floor, and ran a wire out to the front of the building where there is electricity. I hung the bucket on a giant nail, cause I couldn't find the large screw hook I know I have somewhere, and I plugged it in. It needed to be full of water of course as it claims that it will keep the water warm in freezing temperatures, which to me, means it will melt if it goes empty. But we will see I'm sure. I ran the wire-encased power cord up the pole, plugged it in and went in for the night. Of course first I had to pull the box off the post and move it down 4 inches, because the cord was shortened due to running it through the wall so the devil goat couldn't get to it (I THOUGHT). But it worked. Well, I thought it worked, but as it was about 40 degrees when I hung it, the bucket did nothing because of the thermostatic control situation. Of course I was sure it would work because I am doing this the easy way, I bought the powered bucket. That night it got down to about 10 degrees, so I went to check the water and found it......frozen solid. Okay...now I'm not going to throw anything or have a fit just yet, but when I saw it was unplugged I wasn't happy. I had run the wire through the wall, (which involved using the sawzall to make a hole through the 1/2 inch plywood behind the bucket) and up the post and plugged it in a new plug, into a new socket, and there it hung unplugged. Diablo the Goat, had found he could bump the plug wire enough to dislodge it but fortunately it fell away from him, so he couldn't chew it. I spent the next hour searching for and eventually finding my box of cable nails. And I nailed the cable to the post eliminating the slack that had allowed him to wiggle the cable free, I left for ten minutes, and when I returned, he had somehow half unplugged the cable again! Okay, I'm now officially unhappy with the goat, I can't help the moron, because he won't leave it alone. So I added another piece of wood, right below the box, sort of a stub rail, so he can't get close to the wire or the box. I also added another rail at the beginning of this mess, to keep him in his pen, which he has slipped out of a couple times, though he can't get out of the barn.

 

 

So he couldn't get on the same side as the cord anymore and he couldn't knock down any more of the 5 gallon buckets, oh yeah! While he was banging around unplugging his heated water pail, he knocked down a full 5 gallon bucket of cat food that was the one I'm currently working out of. You see, I found I can buy cat food in 50 pound bags at the local grain elevator. Of course there is so much in a 50 pound bag, and the animals aren't too picky about it being for the cats, so anything hungry would be happy to help me reduce the quantity. Not what I planned. So I poured the cat food into 2, 5 gallon paint buckets, and sealed one, and worked out of the other one that had the lid just sitting on it. The second bucket, that I'm now using, was recently opened and setting on the empty one. Until DiabloGoat dumped it somehow. So the whole bucket dumped, and the cat food spread all over the dirt floor. I spent ten minutes scraping up what I could and putting it back in the bucket. SO, as always, nothing I attempt ever goes as planned, which of course, is the "Romance of Nada Farm". And I put a picture of the silly cats on here because last week the black and white one (no they don't have names, they are farm cats) was missing at feeding time two days in a row, and I figured a local varmint got em, not sure yet if the black and white is a him or her, the white one is a male I'm pretty sure, anyway, I thought they should be recognized before something did eat them. And while we are on recognizing, the devil goat now has a collar, which of course, he wasn't happy about at all! But tough nuggies, this year he is going to earn his way a bit, by being staked out and grazing areas that I want cleared of Poison Ivy and Multi flora Rose. He needs to be staked, as he won't venture more than ten feet from me otherwise, herd animals are weird, but predictable.

Chris had a little run-in with a deer, of course the deer didn't do well, dead in the ditch. But the car didn't fare much better. Of course we are grateful that the deer went basically under the car , but the wreck put us on a pathway to disaster of a different nature. The dreaded dealership! What a bunch of crooks, I'm not going to repeat it all here, it is on the I HATE FORDS page of the Malfunction Junktion series.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oops, I make a boo boo!

What cocoon?

Okay, I was walking through the cherry room when I looked at the curtain and noticed it had little lines at random places, not a pattern or anything I thought should be there. Then I looked in Chris's yellow wagon, why it is in the cherry room, who knows? But, it had two of my hats, a teddy bear, and a cocoon I rescued from the field outside the west window, when I mowed it the last time this fall. Of course like all good construction, the heater vent is directly under the window, and that puts it right next to the yellow wagon. I was pretty sure it was a praying mantis cocoon when I brought it in, you know, about as sure as you can be when you have no idea what you're doing around a particular subject. I spent the 30 years previous to moving here, 4 years ago, in Akron. NOT a horticulturist's paradise, with the constant bug spraying, open chemical ponds, and lack of sunshine due to the marvelous lake effect, it's a wonder there are any bugs, which in general isn't a bad thing for a city of cockroach wranglers, the only thing that seems to thrive in that environment. So I haven't seen many egg sacks from anything except spiders since I was a kid. BUT I do remember what the praying mantis cocoon looks like, I think! So anyway, I went a little closer to the curtain and, yep, there were a few little bugs on it. And I looked down at the yellow wagon and, yep, a few more bugs there, and at the cocoon, out of which were emerging, little bugs, lots and lots of little bugs. I guess I said something like "UH OH that's not going to be good!" Because I had remembered about the cocoon a couple weeks ago when I changed to my winter hat. Well, not so much remembered but noticed it was sitting there. Of course I made a mental note that I would have to put it somewhere before it popped in the spring. YOU know months from now, when the sun is out and the little critters all come out and try to eat each other to extinction, months from now, not Dec 13th in the cherry room!

But that's what happened, hundreds of little critters climbing out of the cocoon, and up the curtains, and up the walls, and across the ceiling, and into the adjoining rooms and trying to get away from the stuffed bear and the hats, and looking for something to eat. Well I quickly grabbed a jar out of the trash and began attempting to scoop them into it but the edge of the jar was about equal to a 4 by 8 sheet of plywood being slapped at a human and having them fall into a chasm. Not likely, most of the first ones I tried to recover were simply smashed, not a good rescue attempt. Next I tried to "tap them off" the curtain and into the jar, this worked a little better. As the number of little religious minions mounted in the jar, the chaos became obvious, they were doing their best to eat each other. Another point at which the desired end was backing noticeably away from realization. As Chris researched the situation she shouted out suggestions from her seat at the window with her laptop. They will seek water, so I went to the faucet and dripped a little water into the jar, which, by design, had a rather pronounced high point in the bottom and was surrounded by a deep "moat". Not quite deep enough though. They began to drown in large numbers as they rolled into the water. Now really, it was a tiny amount of water. But I guess they were even tinier. I finally decided that I should get them into something bigger as crowding them was a sure call to eat each other. So I placed the ones that were happily feasting on each other in a jar, in the cooler with a jar of hot water "for heat", and set off for the basement of the little house. I knew I had an aquarium where I murdered "rescued" dozens of baby frogs and crayfish a couple years ago. I thought there was a heated rock that I could put in it, but I probably gave that to Ryan back when he had the boa constrictor, so I set a lamp against the side of it and, along with a treasure trove of dead bugs and a couple recently dead flies, I dumped the victorious manti in, and left to find some tape to seal the top so they couldn't get out.

Meanwhile back at the house a half dozen of the little critters remained and I placed them in Chris's plants. We'll see how they do. (UPDATE) Not too well. After a week, we only find the little carcasses, but a couple are unaccounted for , there is a modicum of hope.

 

 

In the continuing saga of events relating to the junk Fords I own, the truck has surfaced as a concern again. The shifter I welded over a year ago just broke again, in the coldest weather, the same as last time. It's like it's designed to break in the cold, which of course is when its operation is most necessary, and it is the most unpleasant to work on it. Boy those Ford engineers are good, that's why they all drive BMW's . Their products are designed to fail at the most critical times. Ever notice that? Well, that's my opinion now that all the cars I own are turning on me. Anyway, I've got to get something fixed and repaired today. Fix Or Repair Daily. Says it all. Now to be honest, I do bear some responsibility because the weld was crap, it was done back a year ago when I hadn't watched Richard weld aluminum. After I saw what happens, and how it's done by a knowledgeable person, I have improved a great deal ( I hope ). I will re weld it, and this time it should stay connected for a while, at least until the next cold spell when I need to shift the truck again....

Unfortunately I am about out of Argon, and it caused me to have to work quickly, also the shape of the part is impossible to hold and it's made out of total crap aluminum. Those are all the excuses I need to move to a substance which I am proficient in.

I remanufactured the stupid thing out of steel, actually two old galvanized water pipes, and a piece of scrap steel from the table top project. What cha think?

I sorta like it, I eyeballed the whole deal and it bolted right in and worked, and it has some slop built in, I really meant to do it that way, because it always gets seized up, on the large bolt it rotates on, and that causes it to break. And the reality is, that it just pushes a flat arm to rotate a rod that relocates a gear in the transfer case anyway. For all it's design and fancy shape, it basically moves a pin to one of three slots. Big deal...

 

 

 

 

My next project is, to replace by recreating a weldment of, this little spreader. Which I broke two years ago, removing the totally rusted in place hitch ball adapter on the Ford Pickup. Again it will be better when I replace it than it was new. So I consider it an upgrade. And it will be good to have the spreader back again, as it was of major use to me in getting many things apart, even though they didn't want to be.

 

 

 

 

 

I had been putting an outlet box up every other day in the Garage. I need them to connect the lights to, and I can only work overhead about an hour, every other day. So getting things done above 5 feet is a slow process. But I can do it, because I have time. Unfortunately with all the Christmas silliness and my yearly head infection I am currently behind on my electrical projects, (pun intended). I've also been moving "almost everything" around in the garage to facilitate the wiring and to attempt to find a functional arrangement for the benches and work tables that will allow a smoother movement of projects through the area.

 

I also have to relocate the wood burner after the new " insurance company", (what a story that is), decided the proximity of the wood burner to the metal coated wall needed to be 36 inches, which would completely make getting a car in the garage impossible, I decided it was going to be removed. Which is of course what they wanted. Make the use of a wood burner impossible, I can't imagine they have any brains in their office if they think that an installed wood burner is more dangerous than the use of torpedo heaters, or the demonstration kerosene furnace, I am now forced to use. But hey, they call the shots, looks like they want to buy me a new garage. What morons! I had been leaving the wood burner at the front door because it was there, I'm lazy, and the smokestack is already in place. But I guess, I'll have to move it to where I think I will gain more heat from it, and the dumb asses who want my garage burned down, won't see it. It seems no matter where I go there are mental incompetents that can somehow reach out and annoy me. But, it challenges me to circumvent them, so I guess in the end it is good practice for dealing with the world. I also wonder about the "home office" defense. The kid that came to do the inspection and take the pictures, seem a nice enough fellow and he asked a couple questions in a strange way , at least in my understanding the one that seemed to bother him the most was when he asked how often I cleaned it? I said when it was full, I cleaned it, he wanted to hear twice a year. I was talking about emptying the ash pan, he was talking about the chimney. In fact I have never, and probably never will, clean the chimney. It's 1/4 inch wall steel pipe, and stands away from the building. It's also a foot in diameter, I expect it will turbo itself clean whenever it needs to, but it doesn't accumulate soot due to it's size, it never really even gets warm, and if it did start to rocket engine, as they do when they need cleaned, it will burn itself out, and being at least a foot and a half from the metal sides of the building. No big deal. I have been to many chimney fires and this particular installation is pretty much fail proof. THis chimney is about the only thing here I can say is a good design properly executed, of course it's weak spot was the pass through in the wall, where they had stuffed old blue jeans to stop the drafts, that did catch fire the first time I lit the wood burner, and fortunately, I was there to remove the burning denim and tear out the beaver board before it burned the garage down. Now, of course, there is a metal lined pass through, which I will have to seal up and duplicate when I place the stove in the rear of the structure. When I do that I will also reroute the stovepipe so that it radiates more heat into the garage before the smoke leaves thus increasing it's heating efficiency. And yes, I realize the importance of, the difference of the temperature in maintaining the draft, so it will be a challenge to get it to work at first, but hey, I have a lot of time...

Speaking of which, I finally found a snow blower! I have been looking for three years for one of these, that I could afford, and get here. They were always states away, and too many dollars, for something thirty years old at least! But, my buddy Mark called one evening, about an ad in the local paper, which I don't get, too cheap? Anyway, it was for a walk behind gravely snow blower attachment. Sounded promising so I called. Whoopee! It was 30 miles away and a price I could afford! So I went and picked it up. Unfortunately my car is pretty small, Ford Escort Wagon, and the Pickup was sidelined with the shifter issues. So I had to take Chris's Escape, which is "not to be messed up with old junk ya know!" But I took a tarp, and the fellow selling it had some heavy paper bags we used as padding. And well it's a real "kitty tosser"!

The Gravely that usually runs, ( I have a few, but they are mostly for parts right now) decided to become a fuel depot, meaning the gas I put in it went somewhere but not where it would run. I later discovered the float was stuck or the float valve, who can tell, without an earwig butt to hold up to the light, anyway the $70.00 rubber hose, that goes from the air cleaner to the carburetor, was filled with fuel, creating a sort of totally choked, and flooded situation. Tough to describe if you don't see a picture of the installation. Anyway the bright red spot above the tire is the rebuilt carburetor. And all that red in the front, is the attachment. I also discovered, while fooling around with it, that the exhaust pipe was broken and apparently had been for a while. I didn't notice it being very loud at all, but then some around me, claim I'm stone deaf. So maybe I wouldn't notice. (Heads will be nodding about this, I'm sure.) So I took another piece of galvanized, and made a new exhaust pipe. You might ask, "Why all the galvanized pipe for these things?" To which I respond, I have a bucket of it from doing all the plastic pipe replacement work this last summer, and it isn't good for anything else! In fact most of it had to be cored out, to remove the built up rust and crud, so I could use it at all. But that's the power of reuse, recycle, yes?

Here is the broken part, on the right, and it's galvanized pipe replacement, being held in the vice. Yes, the broken part has a female thread, into which there was a nipple threaded, that would accept a screw-on-can-style-muffler. I just eliminated the middle man, and went with the nipple from the start. Which sort of makes no sense, with all the sex references being wrong, but that's why I think Luigi is stuck in the pipes trying to rescue the princess! Plumbing is always never what it seems. Why is there a "B" in plumbing anyway, and why are all the dimensions wrong? This is one area I still need to look in the books to find out what I'm working with. I have at least three handbooks to tell me what the hell thread size I'm trying to match, and I still just take an old one with me, and match it up. Only way I'm going to get even close.

 

Man, are we happy out here!

The Chores, Fresh Air, Green Acres is for ME.

 

 

ray...

The happy Nada Farmer, Doin what I do best, tellin' bout what I done wrong. Still believe, you should do what you do the best you can do and when you can't do anymore, you buy the farm. One reason it's Nada Farm.

 

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